Smurf
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Smurfs are three apples high, blue, and cute and annoying little fuckers.
Smurfs are cannon fodder, plain and simple. Being small it is rather hard for their opponents to hit them; they easily avoid hits and sing an annoying tune along the lines of 'La la lala la la' while an opponent works themselves into a blinding rage.
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Abililties
Smurfs tend to look cute and snuggly and hence cannot ordinarily be murdered.
